my friends are such nerds

don't get offended guys. but it is common belief that one's friends are in some ways, more than others, similar to you and well... I will admit it, I am a big nerd. So it is only safe to assume that my friends are nerds just as well. Some are nerdier than others and you all of course know who you are. So here it goes you nerds:

• Now who the hell goes to calculus camp, and thinks its fun and cool? Yeah you!
• Staying home, watching a war move and a bottle of wine. And you think that is fun?
• Always, always undermine my opinion and in the end of course I am right. Shame shame.
• You had a pager when you were 15, and you thought you were so cool. But I remember I really wanted one and kept begging my mom for one but she wouldn't let me have one and now I am a bit thankful for that because looking back, those things were a bit tacky ad you looked funny with it.
• You hid people in your basement to secretly smoke, drink, or have sex when you were in high school, and I'm sure you still do if you ever get the chance.
• You give your clothes to the dry cleaners just to get them ironed? That is just wrong. And nerdy!
• You don't wear glasses, 1 un-nerdy thing about you.
• Shop at Abercrombie and Finch.
  
• Bust some moves on the dance floor. (In a Saturday Night Fever type of way)
  
• Apparently cannot hold your liquor.
• You HAVE to have a cute little Asian girl do your hair or else its just not good enough. SHE probably thinks you're a big nerd.
  
• You actually enjoy having philosophical conversations about life, the universe, and everything with much enthusiasm and zeal. As opposed to the rest of us who do it just to either a) not feel like the only loser at the party b) fuck with people and bring them to tears of rage or c) try to get some.
• Questions such as: What are black holes? What does E=mc² mean? How did the Universe begin? How will it end? How is the twin paradox resolved?
  Probably all give you a boner.
• You have been wickedly manipulated to listen to music by Dave Mathews, Ben Harper, Ani DiFranco, and Damien Rice, to name just a few.
• You always somehow turn every conversation to something on the subject of either math, science, or politics.
• You always turn weird and awkward moments into even more weird and more awkward moments. Good going.
• You buy into convention. And think that you are original. Pshhhht.
• You really know how to put people on the spot.
• Oh and thanks for doing my homework in High School, and in College... and hopefully Grad School?? Please?
  

These are just a few, and if you fit into any one of those categories then you are truly my friend and if you fit into ALL of those categories than you are truly my friend and truly a nerd.