sex and relationships

is the class I am taking this summer. Today, the first day fo class I have learned that I have been looking for sex and/or relationships in all the wrong places and ways. First of all, to find romance one must have a prop, for example a pet dog. This is to attract attention. Second one must wear clothing with some kind of logo of a sports team or a school name. This is once again, to attract more attention and hopefully start up some conversation. If I was smart, I'd be walking around with a Harvard t-shirt going to all the dog parks near by. We are just learning about how to initiate a relationship and later move on to all the good stuff. But hey did ya'll know that 2/3 of romances in the work place are kept secret? And 1/3 of those people are married to someone else? Sad sad.