finding the "right one" is like finding a spot in a parking lot
Or so my sex and relationships professor tells us. This is basically how this works:
You get to the parking lot with the perfect Golden Spot in mind. Now this Golden Spot is perfectly positioned right in front of the store, and it is not the handicapped spot, but the perfect non handicapped spot that is easily accessible and right in front of your destination. This is all in your head of course. As you drive through the lot you notice a few empty spots here and there, some a bit too tight, a bit too far, a bit too something. You still have the Golden Spot shining in your head and as you approach it its getting less Golden. The Golden Spot is taken! With a bit of a panic you bust a bitch, cut off some old man, and incautiously proceed back to the other spots that were not the best choice yet would still suit you. As you pass the spots which you initially stored in the back of your head some of them are already taken up! More panic. You finally squeeze into a nice little spot which was far from the Golden Spot yet it was still a spot in the vicinity of your store. Or how should I say this, you settled! Now you hike your way back to where the store is and there you see the Golden Spot yet again, in its perfect location, with minimal walking or moving around or exercising and its just so perfect. And its empty! REGRET REGRET REGRET. Why haven't you just waited!? Relationships in a nut shell. Sigh.
You get to the parking lot with the perfect Golden Spot in mind. Now this Golden Spot is perfectly positioned right in front of the store, and it is not the handicapped spot, but the perfect non handicapped spot that is easily accessible and right in front of your destination. This is all in your head of course. As you drive through the lot you notice a few empty spots here and there, some a bit too tight, a bit too far, a bit too something. You still have the Golden Spot shining in your head and as you approach it its getting less Golden. The Golden Spot is taken! With a bit of a panic you bust a bitch, cut off some old man, and incautiously proceed back to the other spots that were not the best choice yet would still suit you. As you pass the spots which you initially stored in the back of your head some of them are already taken up! More panic. You finally squeeze into a nice little spot which was far from the Golden Spot yet it was still a spot in the vicinity of your store. Or how should I say this, you settled! Now you hike your way back to where the store is and there you see the Golden Spot yet again, in its perfect location, with minimal walking or moving around or exercising and its just so perfect. And its empty! REGRET REGRET REGRET. Why haven't you just waited!? Relationships in a nut shell. Sigh.
5 Comments:
well, what kind of car are you? oooh i think i know Ms. Z3
sounds like you've had it pretty bad moodswing, may i suggest another parking lot? Also, what is more important to you, the spot or the cheap beer that you will buy to with those coupons? Maybe that can help you out. Good luck.
what if you like to take up two or three spots at the lot?
Alex, you can park your trailer in Utah. There are plenty of spots there.
What if I am on a motorcycle and I can just park anywhere. Any spot I choose I can squeeze in next to whatever car is there and the car can't do anything about it. Sometimes the car will get annoyed and might key my bike or knock it over. But I do still get to park in any spot. When the car in the spot leaves, I get to stay and rarely will another car repark in the spot once a motorcycle is already there. Although, everynow and then another motorcycle or two will come to share the spot with me. Also, sometimes I get to create my own spot and park right outside the door of the store. I am even closer than the handicapped spots. So I think a motorcycle is the best solution to all of your parking dilemmas.
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